The Ballad of Doct'r Dick

Lyrics
T'is I doc, Doct'r. Dick and at which hour thou art humour sick fair maiden, I knoweth a trick

Thee'll beest feelin' good now, with T's amorous rite, and t's amorous rite, ho, alloweth's has't amorous rite togeth'r and f'rev'r tonight I'm thy doc, doc, Doct'r. Dick and I gonna healeth thee with mine own fabulous sticketh

So, undresseth, prithee, undresseth But beest not a catch but a wink'r I shall toucheth thee, I shall toucheth thee Deep'r

Cometh on, prithee holp me Doct'r. Dick I needeth thy loveth, I feeleth so sick I needeth a kicketh and thou art so big Oh Doct'r, prithee, deep, deep, deep'r

Holp me Doct'r. Dick Mine own fev'r's rising, prithee cometh quick I knoweth thee knoweth a dram magick Oh, doct'r, prithee, deep, deep, deep'r

Cometh on, holp me, Doct'r. Dick Cometh on, doct'r, holp me quick Deep'r

T'is I, doc, Doct'r. Dick Ho dear maiden, I can healeth thy n'rvous ticketh So did lie down, ho, did lie down, I shall checketh what is wrong So, gath'r thrill technical, t moves thee 'long

I'm thy doc, doc, Doct'r. Dick I can maketh thee feeleth valorous And thee can maketh me big

And f'r sure, did get a cureth 'cause thou art not a peepeth'r I shall toucheth thee, I shall toucheth thee Deep'r

Cometh on, prithee holp me Doct'r. Dick I needeth thy loveth, I feeleth so sick I needeth a kicketh and thou art so big Oh Doct'r, prithee, deep, deep, deep'r

Holp me Doct'r. Dick Mine own fev'r's rising, prithee cometh quick I knoweth thee knoweth a dram magick Oh, doct'r, prithee, deep, deep, deep'r